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I’m so sick

disgusted, ill, revolted, nauseous.
 About nothing except my own damn self.

I only want to say good things, though.

Hmph. 






Ask me anything Thu, May. 24, 2012
aaronisett Asked:
53, 32, 9. Just picked randoms.

9. You betcha I kissed someone. :)

32. Nope, I’m usually too mad at myself to be mad at anyone else.

53. A croissant with milk.





Ask me anything Wed, May. 23, 2012
Anonymous Asked:
61

Yes. I was 19 and was the driver for a bunch of 11 year olds. I couldn’t resist… ;p





Ask me anything Wed, May. 23, 2012
Anonymous Asked:
23,55 plz

No, I wasn’t happier. I’m going to the Cayman Islands and Jamaica in June. 





Ask me anything Sun, May. 20, 2012
Anonymous Asked:
Who is the most attractive person you've dated?

Another question that is not a number. Definitely the man I’m dating right now. Sometimes if I’m not expecting him and I see him I blush because I think he’s so handsome.





Ask me anything Sun, May. 20, 2012
Anonymous Asked:
Wait, so, you have ANOTHER boyfriend?

Lol this wasn’t in my number questionnaire. I do have a boyfriend. He is not one of multiples, though. And if you’re referring to the man I was with in March, it didn’t work out. I don’t look for people to be my significant other, but I refuse to be so guarded and negative that I miss opportunities to share and laugh and be close with someone else.





Chat Post Sun, May. 20, 2012 87,169 notes

invade my prIVACY PLEASE

  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8: Are you close with your dad?
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10: What are you listening to?
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12. Do you like hickeys?
  • 13: What time do you go to bed?
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29: Do you have a best friend?
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31: Who was your last call from?
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42: Are you available?
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46: Do you regret anything?
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62: Who do you text the most?
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010?
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69: Do you collect anything?
  • 70: What’s your favourite colour?
  • 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone?
  • 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you?
  • 73: What are your plans for tomorrow?
  • 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one?
  • 75: Does your last ex have a job?
  • 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship?
  • 77: Where is your cellphone?
  • 78: What colour is your cellphone?
  • 79: What did you dream of last night?
  • 80: Are you atheist?
  • 81: Will you change your name when you get married?
  • 82: Are you ready for autumn weather?
  • 83: Have you had any big storms recently?
  • 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing?



Another gem

  • Dev: After I eat, I'm getting off the phone to go over to Nick's to jam
  • Em: Who are you? Are you sure you're not jellying? Did you watch Clarissa Explains It All this morning?
  • Dev: Shut up, it's better than the alternative phrasings.
  • Em: You know you're just going to play with each other. I'm okay with it, why aren't you?



This is the exact script from a typical conversation. I'm so glad I have him.

  • Em: I only have fucking soup mixes and I don't want any soup. fuck.
  • Dev: but seriously, Em, why are there so many god damn singing shows on TV?
  • Em: My shitty shoes gave me some ridiculous blisters from hell
  • Dev: Fuck this shit, my pizza rolls are burning.



Text Post Sat, May. 12, 2012 1 note

Em’s An Alcoholic List

At Dana’s after 12:01 Wednesday night:
  1. Three Wisemen (this is tradition at our local bar. it’s also free)
  2. A junebug
  3. Swedish fish shot
  4. Lemon drop shot
  5. Red-headed slut shot
  6. A Herschel
  7. A Jack and Coke
  8. A German Beer I Can’t Remember
  9. A redbull vodka
  10. A Patron body shot
  11. A honey-whiskey shot (the bartender was so impressed I wanted to try this, he did one with me because it’s his favorite)
  12. A Zombie Orgasm Face

Then, after my birthday dinner:

Too many margaritas to count. I was passout drunk before midnight. Typical.






Text Post Sat, May. 12, 2012 1 note

Week Snapshot:

Devin played on the guitar and sang “I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” to Elvis the Cat. 

Being at the bar 1 minute after being 21.

Having everyone and their mother buy me drinks that I’ve never tried.

Having to start an Em’s an alcoholic checklist.

Violet thought I put cat shit into her rain boots. Wtf?

Wanting to be Florence.

Drinking Divers on Beale.

Being convinced Pitbull stuffs his pantelones.

I slow danced with Mrs. Norris.

Dancing like the Al Green groupie I am.

Taking jello syringe-shots on Beale.

Devin was the naked cowboy in my kitchen.

Kyle literally spider-sense caught me when I almost fell in the mud.

My mother being so nice to all my friends.

Singing Steve Miller band’s The Joker in kareoke while too drunk.

Getting out of the car and dancing and screaming to everyone in Norwood it’s my birthday at a stoplight and then jumping back in

Wiz Khalifa. Enough Said.

All my friends getting along, even though they weren’t familiar with each other

Cuddling to the Civil Wars

Coheed’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know blowing my mind

Even if it was senior week and even if everybody went home, my birthday turn out was amazing and I felt so loved and joyful

Devin and I’s all night conversations. Sunday’s was particularly fulfilling. 

Making fruity drinks for everyone that were more alcoholic than fruity.

Escaping the storm.

Having a perfect date with a man I’m very excited about.






Text Post Wed, May. 09, 2012 1 note

Going out to Dana’s

for my first legal drink. :)

I’m writing a lot about the past weekend. And this whole dating thing.






Quote Post Wed, May. 09, 2012 5,024 notes

“Nothing else ever in your life will affect you like music did in your early teens, and it puts you on a certain course. It’s like a love affair. It widens your taste and it broadens your view on everything. It saves you.”


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